Future Cacti Farmer

vergess:

moniquill:

thesituation:

“your rent should be a third of your income” well wouldn’t that be nice. wouldn’t it. lower the rent pussy

Casual observation from someone old enough to remember: in the year 2000 financial advice was that rent should be no more than ¼ of your income.

Until the mid 80s, the advice was that if you must rent instead of owning, then that 20% of your monthly income (oh yes, only 20%) should include all your utilities too.

After all, rent costs more than a mortgage, so it should offer more too.

The housing market is a fucking travesty.

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weirdolesbo:

weirdolesbo:

by far the best ad I’ve gotten on this app entirely because I tried rotating it out of sheer curiosity and absolutely nothing happened

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witchwardian:

twofingerswhiskey:

people who don’t wear glasses don’t get the added benefit of taking off your HD eyesight for a while. just. fuck it! i’m done. 240p vision time

I’ve seen enough.

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thevioletcaptain:

i genuinely don’t care how good a piece of ai generated art or writing looks on the surface. i don’t care if it emulates brush strokes and metaphor in a way indistinguishable from those created by a person.

it is not the product of thoughtful creation. it offers no insights into the creator’s life or viewpoint. it has no connection to a moment in time or a place or an attitude. it has no perspective. it has no value.

it’s empty, it’s hollow, and it exists only to generate clicks (and by extension, ad revenue.)

it’s just another revolting symptom of the disease that is late stage capitalism, and it fucking sucks.

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nocountryforlesbians:

head not empty, many abstract uncommunicatable thoughts

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awakecorgi704:

for-k-is-king:

under-the-arch:

@under-palemoonlight

i’m gonna be honest i didn’t even read the tweet because i had to hit reblog too fast when i saw this guy’s name is “i like hitting police because i am homosexual”

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o-kurwa:

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anexperimentallife:

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relelvance:

meat-wand:

what’s the point in hooking up with older men if they can’t even host? you’re 43 with 2 roommates????

I feel like this will be me one day and this post would hurt my feelings, can we cancel op

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